DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together – in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra..#@&&^( C ….. reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Comments (21)
That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it, Heather! And I love you,dear sister…Paula
That was funny!
Hi Heather! Cute!!
RYC/ Yes, I have noticed that. My pastor and I had a conversation a few months ago and we were talking about how pride is one of the biggest things we as Christians have to contend with. And how we must pray regularly for humility. I know I do, but it has been coming to me a little easier these days. Thank the good Lord He’s there on those days it begins to ride up, and checks me!
Have a great evening!!
That’s a riot! Thanks for sharing!
This is so funny! Thanks for sharing!
RYC:
but what of a troubled spirit? does it not need to be restored first, by the spirit of God to reach out to a troubled soul?
as for your entry, its absolutely hilarious
LOL!
hee hee!
HAHAHA!
Yes of course, In our weakness is when we reach out – when we have no strength left, and when we have tried all that we can/could to bring resolve. Only christ – who keeps knocking at the door of our heart can restore us – our spirit and soul. I think we were both talking of two approaches – you were mentioning the first step to salvation.. I think I was leaning more toward sustanence afterward.
God Bless Sister,
Ren
I love your posts, but sometimes cannot read them all.
But really got a laugh out of the chicken one! How much we need to laugh!
Nice lady, stranger met in hotel, was encouraged by words we shared and sent me really nice picture of jesus laughing. Yes! Let’s help our Heavenly Parents ( Father AND Mother God) laugh more! lol
Thanks for the laugh!!
So which came first…..the chicken or the egg? (lol) Have a Nice Day!….In Christ’s Love…Monic
i loved it it was funny i read a few of them started laughing so hard and realizes it was time for me to go to work i loved it by yack later love shelly.
I can’t stop laughing. I’ve been spending the last 30 minutes adding to the list. This is one of my favorites.
Martha Stewart: No one told me the chicken was crossing the road. I just saw the car coming.
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken LOL Will we ever forget that NO
I did enjoy this. I could hear each person in my head saying “his part”.
MONICA LEWINSKI: What do you mean by “cross the road”?
Too cute!
I’ve been holding off on reading/commenting on the Genesis series because we haven’t quite gotten that far in our Weds. night study yet. 
From what I’ve glanced over, I’m still really enjoying it!
“GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough“ That’s MY favorite quote — It’s like GOD SAID IT AND THAT SETTLES IT!! But, Heather, NOW you know WHY the chicken crossed the road … Yahoo. Did you have your sound on also. Thanks for dropping by. Blessings ~Carolyn
the bill gates one is funny