June 26, 2006
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Until I can get a block of time to type here, I thought you might enjoy a good chuckle, the rain here is so intense that it is hard on the two boys who are here and housebound. Unfortunately their being bored doesn’t respond well to my suggestions of things to do like clean your room, do dishes, do a load of laundry, etc. They want to go out, and I don’t like driving in this kind of rain, our area usually has big pockets of flooded areas.
Anyway, here are a few more plays on word for fun.
Are you a word lover? Check out these FUN PUNS
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot b! efore.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
Hope you enjoyed,
Heather
Comments (16)
*laughs* Very funny! I always love the plays on words that you post!
The blanket factory cracked me up! Lots of fun. I hope the sun returns soon. We’re having a record breaker heat day here in Oregon. We don’t have air conditioning but the house is closed up and cool right now.
fun puns. Hey, I’m sorry that your recurring dreams as a child were nightmares. So was mine, but it had a happy ending. That’s what I’m thinking about turning into a book, but who knows.
Haha. I liked the one about courduroy pillows. Nifty what you can do with the English language.
Sound of Silence is my favorite Simon and Garfunkel song. Glad to hear you like it, too. Hopefully the rainy-blues leave your house soon!! With hope…
Funny!
larry
Cute…hehehe
I like dijon vu:) ryc: oh yes, of course we’re supposed to assemble, the bible says “don’t forsake assembling yourselves together.” This sermon on worship was just to emphasize that worship isn’t “only” for church time, it’s supposed to be our whole-life “attitude”. love you, have a great day! in Him, Gerrie
Thanks for the comment Heather! Have a blessed day!
Brooke
Hahaha! I laughed out loud on these! How very clever of whoever came up with them…are these any of yours?
Thank you very much,
John
Hi Heather,
Those were very good really enjoyed them.
Love ya, Darlena
Those are great!
Thanks for sharing
them with us.
:<)
I really like the pottery
one since I do that, course
I guess I’ve just been kiln
time..right? haha
this is great!! Many Blessings
Oh indeed! I love that kind of play on words.
Ryc, I say go for it! Ferociously beats gracefully any day in my book!
URGENT PRAYER REQUEST!
Today I went to the doctor for a followup and ultrasound. The exam went fine, the nurse practitioner said my cervix is closed.. however, the ultrasound showed no heartbeat. The doctor came to me and Howie proclaming the worse.. that the baby has died and that I will pass it in the next little bit. BUT he said, just to make sure that the ultrasound was wrong, that I needed to have my hormone levels checked this afternoon and tomorrow morning to make sure of no drop or change. So, there is still hope, even though the doctor said he wasn’t going to give us “false hope” and tell us that this pregnancy is viable.. but the ultrasound showed that since Thursday, I have developed a yolk sac… and the nurse did not blow up the picture of the ultrasound this time.. so, I believe there is still a heartbeat there.. she had to blow it up a few times last time to see it because it is so small.. so, I’m still standing on the promises of Christ my King.. and keeping the faith.. Please pray that the ultrasound is wrong, my levels go up and continue to rise, this bleeding stops, and that pain never comes.. which is hasn’t at all yet! I still have hope in my miracle.. I just need more people to pull together and hope with me.
I enjoy the one about the gossips! Have a Blessed evening…..
In Christ’s Love …….Monic
Those are great!