March 17, 2006
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Here are a few Irish jokes for you.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O’furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they’re green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh, really”? No, O’Reilly.
Comments (6)
Heather, those are really funny!!!!!!! Thanks for stopping by my site to say HI today…I had hoped I wasn’t bugging you with the comments I leave! My prayers are always with you…With much love, PAula
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Those are funny, my favorite is the sham vs real rock:)
Too funny! Just caught up with your last post; your daughter is beautiful.
I shared these with family & friends via e-mail as a St. Paddy’s greeting. What fun! Thanks for sharing.