February 11, 2006

• The Pasta Diet

  My husband and I are always debating the best diet. For me, it is Weight Watchers, he does what I consider wierd diets, ones that I think might be stressful to his system like Atkins (but not sticking exactly to it, which in my mind negates the diet). He has to make his own decisions regarding this, but here is a diet that might make sense.

  
  

  The Pasta Diet and your health

  
  

  ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!
  
  1. You walka pasta da bakery.
  
  2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
  
  3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
  
  4… You walka pasta da table and fridge.
  
  You will lose weight!
  
  AND……
  
  CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
  
  For those of you who watch what you eat,
  here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
  It’s a relief to know the truth
  after all those conflicting
  nutritional studies.
  
  1. The Japanese eat very little fat!
  and suffer fewer heart attacks than
  Americans.
  
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
  and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
  and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
  and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
  and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  CONCLUSION
  
  Eat and drink what you like.
  Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

  
  

   

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