September 5, 2005
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I have seen this before, but think the girls may enjoy this.
Note from Chris: I promised the women they would get the last laugh to the laugh of the 8/26 issue, but then forgot to deliver! Anyway, here it is!
-Chris
Training Courses Women Wish Were Available for Men:
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?:
You CAN Tell the Difference!
5. If It’s Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
6. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator
Won’t Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
7. Going to the Supermarket: It’s Not Just for Women Anymore!
8. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
9. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the
Electronics Came In
10. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
11. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let’s Wash Those Towels!
12. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You’re About to
Run Out of Toilet Paper!
13. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to
Goodwill
14. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
15. No, The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves:
Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
16. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
17. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
18. Expand Your Entertainment Options:
Renting Movies That Don’t Fall Under the “Action/Adventure” Category
19. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
20. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let’s Clean the Closet
21. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let’s Clean Under the Bed
22. “I Don’t Know”: Be the First Man to Say It!
23. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
24. Directions: It’s Okay to Ask for Them
25. Accepting Your Limitations:
Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn’t Mean You Can Fix It
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Comments (6)
Cute list!
Karen
hehe…funny. =]
Thank you. I wrote that song a few months ago. The healing has happened and is happening, which is answered prayers from many people.
I pray that God will continue to bless you and your family with himself. Take care!
Thats cute.
Oh my goodness that was funny! I loved it Heather.
I am glad that the trip went fairly well for you. Do your kids go back to school now? Alisha started her college about three weeks ago. She is going to a small Christian college and loves it. But is really overwhlemed with the workload. The college is very academically hard and so although she worked really hard in HS, she really has no breaks at all now from school work. It is pretty tireing for her. Dusty starts at his college tomorrow. His is also difficult, but a different college than Alishas. Still a Christian college but his is bigger.
I have really been struggeling with anxity lately about some things. I need to find more work, but I need it to be flexible and I really don’t want to do something really boreing. I know that sounds awful, but I hate and dread the thought of being bored. I keep praying about these things and I know I can trust God, but it is so hard for me to not be anxious about our financial situation. I know my limits, I need to be able to take care of Alisha when she is sick, so no 9 to 5 outside the home job for me. I just wish my life would get more stable….
I need to send you an email…
((hugs))
Do not let……your heart be troubled and don’t let it be afraid……………please read my newentry i put in last night and may God lift u up and give you great Joy. Last night and today i have been going through something too but God is helping me to keep my mind on Him and others and i don’t have even an hour to think about what i’ve been going through and God is no respector of persons {what He is doing for me …..He will do for you }weeping may endure for a nite but Joy comes in the morning…….I know that one nite of weeping may be many more ….But Joy still comes {do’nt it}? ……theway1945 {spirit and life }……..Christ in me ……………….Marie